Looking for a new vase?Delires obscenes (1998) Here's one you could put flowers in. But, like, wouldn't that be kind of weird?

Don't get us wrong. It seems like this vase, discovered and posted to Reddit by user ElLuthe, is perfectly capable of holding several flowers. But does, uh, anything seem off to you?

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Seriously, there are plenty of other vases out there. Don't feel obligated to buy this particular one, which is available in three colors, by the way.

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Unless you're going for condom chic, in which case this is the vase for you. Please only use it once, though. Thanks.

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